“The Fright Attendant”
Entered By: Allison Thomas
Entry Category: Residential Entry
Description
Welcome aboard The Scary Skies! Please stow your bones—I mean bags—and fasten your seatbelts, especially if you’re in row 26 with our disappearing door. As we prepare for a fretful flight, remember that extreme turbulence can strike at any time, alongside screaming children, arm-rest hogs, loud snorers, strong odors, cramped legs, long lines to our dirty restrooms, and the occasional ghost who loves to hit the back of your chair.
In first class, enjoy our mystery meal, featuring a mystery meat, sauce, a vegetable, and a dinner roll sure to have rolled onto the floor—don’t worry, the five-second rule is always in effect!
For your frustration, our flights are frequently cancelled or delayed, and your checked luggage may vanish. If you have a connection, well, good luck with that terror in the terminal
On behalf of our senior crew, we look forward to scaring you! Boo! 👻
Location
303 edmonds St #303
Edmonds WA 98020
Entry ID: # 11399
Previous Participant: Yes